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WHO TF IS TRUMPDICKBUTT?!?

Orange plastic toy in shape of a cartoon dickbutt with Donald Trump's face and a tiny butt-dick on his ass

TRUMPDICKBUTT IS A RIDICULOUS CARICATURE OF DONALD TRUMP WITH TINY, PATHETIC HANDS, A HUGE, WOBBLING ASS, AND A BUTT-DICK FLAPPING LIKE A DEFLATED BALLOON! HE STRUTS AROUND WITH HIS SMUG GRIN, ACTING LIKE HE’S KING OF THE WORLD, DESPITE BEING A LAUGHABLE CLOWN.

SHORT, STUPID, AND HILARIOUSLY OVER-THE-TOP!

AND WHO OR WTF IS TRUMPERSOREASS?

A small, orange, plastic dinosaur figurine with Donald Trump's face, a body of a penis with big balls, and the tail and legs of a T-rex

TRUMPERSOREASS REX (SPECIES NAME: TYRANNOTRUMPUS PHALLOREX): A SWAGGERING PENIS WITH MASSIVE BALLS, STOMPING ON T-REX LEGS WITH A DINO TAIL SWINGING BEHIND— TOPPED WITH DONALD TRUMP’S ORANGE HEAD AND SIGNATURE COMB-OVER! IT’S BIG BALLS MATCH TRUMP’S INFLATED CONFIDENCE, ALWAYS CLAIMING IT’S THE “BEST PREDATOR, FOLKS.” THE T-REX LEGS CHASE DEALS AND LAWSUITS, WHILE THE TRUMP HEAD ROARS “I’M TREMENDOUS!”

A LOUD, CRUDE BEAST THAT’S ALL EGO, NO FILTER!